Our Mission

The Lemon is dedicated to bringing you the most outrageous, hilarious, and completely fabricated news stories on the internet. Our team of professional pranksters work tirelessly to ensure that you get your daily dose of absurdity, all while pretending to be a legitimate news source.

Remember, if life gives you lemons, make up news about them!

Our History

Founded in 2023 by a group of disgruntled comedians who couldn't get gigs at real comedy clubs, The Lemon has quickly risen to become the 8,749,302nd most trusted name in fake news.

Our offices are located in a secret underground bunker, where our writers are kept in a constant state of mild hysteria to ensure peak comedic output.

Our Promise to You

• We promise to never let the truth get in the way of a good story.
• We vow to keep you confused about what's real and what's not.
• We pledge to make you laugh, or at least exhale slightly harder through your nose.