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Windows Computers Join 'Blue Lives Matter' Movement Thanks to CrowdStrike

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Biden Contracts COVID Again, Declares It His 'New Running Mate'

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Universal Announces 15 More Fast and Furious Movies, Hints That Future Plot Might Include Cars Time-Travelling to Ancient Rome

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Opinion: Why Refusing to Use Self-Checkout Is Your Best Bet in Winning the War Against Robots

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Eiffel Tower Gets a New Neighbor – King Kong!

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Hoops to Helmets: LeBron James’ Shocking NFL Career Switch

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Breaking News: Trump Shooter Charged with Impersonating an Airport Landing Strip

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Groundbreaking Study Finds Micro-Organisms in Dum Dums Boost Brain Function

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Stanford Professor Declares Undying Love for 100-Year-Old Chalkboard

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Disney Declares Mickey Mouse Public Domain: Chaos and Creativity Ensue

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Texas Judge Declares Home Distilling Constitutional: Backyard Moonshiners Rejoice

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Trump-Vance 2024: Because Pence Said No, and Who Else Was Left?

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Melting Polar Ice Extends Days: Nature’s Way of Saying 'You’re Welcome' to Procrastinators

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Introducing "Minamaxism": The Trendy Living Style That's Turning Heads and Confusing Everyone

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Film Crew Accused of ‘Tornado Appropriation’ After Using Special Effects Instead of Real Twisters

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Messi's Ankle Injury Prompts FIFA to Consider Banning Ankles in Soccer

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Post-Assassination Attempt: Trump Releases 'How to Dodge Bullets' Masterclass

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Local Man Declares Himself ‘Lord of the Cul-de-Sac,’ Demands Tribute in Recycling Bins

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Cosmic Claim: Aliens Negotiate Reclamation of the Great Pyramid of Giza

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